Thursday, July 10, 2008

Mermaid Inn-seedy underbelly or gateway to drama?

Both.



I wish I was a mermaid,

And was friends with all the fish.

A shiny tail and sea shells,

That would be my wish.


Is anyone even the slightest bit curious why such a ritzy place like Newport has no 5-star hotel/resort accomidations? I mean I suppose you don't really need to "travel" to your own town of residence, especially when you could jetset to Cabo or TJ for the weekend. Or have more bathrooms than toes! That last bit is not so much implied, but only because they don't need to use/ever mention bathrooms! However the scandal that seems to surround it, like in the episode with Julie's former fling Lance reveals her contribution to the porn industry, would lose it's allure in the Presidential Suite of the Ritz Carlton.

Orange County=no need for bathrooms!

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